Why'd you have to ask THAT ?!

While on the phone with my wife last Saturday, she mentioned how cool it would be to go and see the new Pirates movie.  Then she says "Maybe we could go on Monday.  What do you think?"

Dadgumit woman!  I think it's a great idea!

Which is why I already arranged for my awesome mom to watch our kids so I can "surprise" you and take you to a 3-D showing of that very movie!

Why must you seemingly always ruin my best-laid secretive plans?!  :)

I'm so mad I can barely muster the introduction to this next Progressive shirt ... here it is ... sigh ...

An "old" shirt, if only because it says
Progressive DIRECT on it, which is
what my division was called until we
combined into Personal Lines in 2008.

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