Herewith are the Top 5 "Seriously?!" Scenarios:
5. Socks and shoes (and toys, of course) everywhere
4. Absence of kleenex, toilet paper, napkins, or paper towels
3. Lights left on in rooms with no one there
(prior blog post on this one ... click here if you missed it)
2. Used cups on every counter-like area in and around the kitchen (many with some form of liquid still in them ... is that chocolate milk? eek!)
And finally ...
1. No fingernail clippers to be found ... ever!
I, personally, have purchased at least four sets of fingernail clippers, in just the past year. Not a single one of them is anywhere to be found in our home. Not in the "junk drawer." Not on the ledge that is higher than all but two of our kids can reach. Not on top of the curio cabinet (which stands 6-feet tall). Not in the computer desk drawer. And certainly not in the fingernail clipper kit, which in and of itself came with three different clipper sets!
I have no explanation ... except, maybe, aliens!
Song Of The Day:
Yeah. I am basically blaming aliens so I can tie this post into the song of the day. It's "E.T." by Katy Perry. I've always liked the song and heard it a week ago on the radio ... and I've been trying to think of a post that would allow me to use it. Yeah, I know it's a stretch. Oh well.
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Missing fingernail clippers...just like the missing socks from the dryer - another of life's unsolved mysteries!
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