Cue child crying in the background.
Wife: It's your turn.
Husband: Zzzzzzzz
A few moments pass and then the child cries again ... a little louder.
Wife: Hey! It's YOUR turn!
Husband: Zz-zz (faking sleep) zz-zz
The child is now very loud (often screaming "Mommy!")
Wife: Seriously?! FINE !!!
The wife now gets out of bed with exaggerated movements aimed at waking the husband up, but to no avail for he is a very "deep sleeper" ... or just very good at faking it! She pounds her feet on the floor with every step as she heads to the bedroom to "rescue" the needy child ... who, as luck often has it, has already fallen back asleep!
You may have to change the roles (for sometimes it is indeed the wife who "sleeps heavy" and the husband who makes what becomes an unneccesary trip to the kid's room) ... but you are probably lying if you say this hasn't happened to you.
Well ... in my house, I am the "heavy sleeper" and my sweet wife is the "angry mom" who virtually always gets out of bed to
I love you Karen!
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You are in SO MUCH trouble!!! :) Oh! That one just hollered "DA-DA"!!!
ReplyDeleteYep, you got busted Josh!! But at least you admitted this to your wife and I know that Karen will be fair and understanding...maybe.
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