"Did you wipe your butt?"
That is the question my wife asked as I exited our bathroom just a few days ago.
Now here's the "rest of the story" ...
|Savannah (left, 5 yrs old) - Catalina (right, 3 yrs old)|
"We don't wipe ... and we're PROUD of it!"
Still, because I am who I am, I replied "Yes I did. Would you like to check to make sure I got it all?" After a good laugh I decided this was crude and a little immature, but great fodder for a blog. My sincerest apologies if you did not find it funny. Just another evening and experience in the life of ME! :)