"Did you wipe your butt?"
That is the question my wife asked as I exited our bathroom just a few days ago.
Now here's the "rest of the story" ...
Our two "middle" daughters (Catalina and Savannah) both seem to have a problem with wiping themselves after using the bathroom. My apologies for any non-parents who are reading this blog. Yes, this is one of the reasons why you can't stand us but we DO talk about this sort of disgusting behavior as parents. I am truly sorry. Feel free to stop reading.
Savannah (left, 5 yrs old) - Catalina (right, 3 yrs old) "We don't wipe ... and we're PROUD of it!" |
Anyway, Catalina was coming out of the other bathroom on the main floor of our house at exactly the same time I was exiting our bathroom.
So Karen's inquiry was directed at her and not me.
Still, because I am who I am, I replied "Yes I did. Would you like to check to make sure I got it all?" After a good laugh I decided this was crude and a little immature, but great fodder for a blog. My sincerest apologies if you did not find it funny. Just another evening and experience in the life of ME! :)
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I found this very funny! Loved your response to Karen (very snarky of you!)
ReplyDeleteWell now we all know the answer to the question no one should have asked. ;)
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