| Feel free to replace with Fantasy Football, Twitter, MySpace, LinkedIn, etc. |
| Seriously, my zoo is SOOOOO much better than this crap! |
Oh that's right ... before Mafias and Farms and Zoos and IHearts and Passing Drinks and collecting Flair and playing Bejeweled Blitz or Family Feud or Zynga Poker ... we had real lives and interacted with real people and planted real gardens and read real books and decorated our real houses and did work at our real jobs and sent real gifts through the real mail system.
What a real waste of time that used to be! :)